demonhunting:

crabbyseer:

queenofheartsonthesleeve:

So today this guy accidentally hit me with the door when he was walking out of a classroom and instead of saying sorry he just looked me over and said ‘pretty cute’ and walked away . And then I realized . I literally just got hit on . The pun is greater than the pain .

I guess you could say that he adores you

get the fuck out

dutchster:

when the doorbell rings and i know it’s the pizza guy

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georgetakei:

What’s on your wall? Chicken feed. #BachToMyOldSelfies http://ift.tt/1jdstdp

georgetakei:

What’s on your wall? Chicken feed. #BachToMyOldSelfies http://ift.tt/1jdstdp

fucking-tom-hiddleston:

k-lionheart:

continualsanitynotlikely:

If this gets 1 million notes I’ll make a dress out of theseimage

And wear it to the nearest major city 

SIGNAL BOOST AND IF IT GETS TO FOUR MILLION YOU’VE GOT TO MAKE A TIARA THAT MATCHES.

YOU’RE GONNA REGRET PUTTING THIS ON TUMBLR

(Source: idonthaveaboner)

nutella:

gettin real tired of my own bullshit

(Source: reinapepiada)

mtv:

mtvstyle:

BLESS RITA ORA

dont ask me to stop reblogging this bc i will not stop

mtv:

mtvstyle:

BLESS RITA ORA

dont ask me to stop reblogging this bc i will not stop

leftists:

In fifth grade we were making little clay statues and mine came out shitty so I left a big air pocket in it so it would explode when the teacher put it in the kiln and it exploded so hard it destroyed ten other kids’s statues and they were all on the verge of tears I thought it was really funny I still do

(Source: chekhov)