sobeconcerned:

french:

I’m so fucking weird
It’s like:
I’m the nicest rude person you’ll ever meet.
I don’t give a fuck about anything but at the same time, I care about a lot.
I hate people but I want to be everyone’s friend.
I hate myself but I’m completely fabulous.
I need help.

basically I’m just a straightforward paradox

cracked:

And you thought it was just a book (or if you were born after 2008, a movie).
18 Adult Lessons You Missed in Famous Kids’ Shows

cracked:

And you thought it was just a book (or if you were born after 2008, a movie).

18 Adult Lessons You Missed in Famous Kids’ Shows

johnothetree:

fucktheflagandfuckyou:

baiovevo:

Oh u love ur mom? Name 3 of her albums

1) I swear to fucking god I have to do everything in this house
2) No it’s okay I’ll do it myself
3) If I have to ask you one more time I’m gonna lose it

the 4th album is “i’m not mad, i’m disappointed”

butt-berry:

Me in the club

butt-berry:

Me in the club

tastefullyoffensive:

"I never saw Tangled, but I imagine it being exactly like this."

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